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1) If ya buy an apartment as an individuul, ya gotta live in it. In nuther wurds, you’re one person. You being one human (occupying one body with two eyes, a nose and a genitalia) can bye one China apartment fur personal use. And god damnit, you better had up an lived there! Cus the rulez say you cain’t own property where ur not registered (got some kind a paperwork crap) to live....
and other pearls of wisdom for idiots that don't have China property yet