Suffer the Little Children – Humour

www.lostlaowai.com — Lost Laowai's newest blogger shares a vision of what may be ahead for the troublesome island off China's south-eastern coast. "This is a battle for the hearts and minds of the children of men. China’s 23rd province currently has the world’s richest deposits of video games and cadmium-free toys. Lost access to resource rich Taiwan would be a clear and present threat to China’s stability. Therefore, China will manufacture consent by branding Taiwan’s rebellion as a 'The War to Make Children Safe from Boredom.'"

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