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Clearly it's foreign English teachers who are the cause of 'spiritual pollution.'

My bedside phone rang. I was thinking to myself: "Oh! The guys in the US office are calling with some questions about the machinery. Wow, I hope I don't still sound too sloshed." No such luck.

16 year old gay expat teen in Shanghai has just come out to his parents and he decided to share his story with the world on Youtube.

“Two American men were deported for sleeping with too many girls,” a foreign friend reported to me sometime ago. “They gave a number of girls hope about marriage and traveling to America and the girls willingly gave themselves to the guys.” My friend was a teacher in a small town in Central China were news always traveled fast. She explained that when the girls realized that they had been ‘used’, they complained to the local authorities who promptly arrested the men and sent them out of the country.

This guy thinks that if any of these girls were put into a Hollywood movie, the film makers would make more money just because more Chinese would come to see one of their own.

Would Hollywood agree?

Maybe, one day, ChinaBounder— as well as all the other foreign men in China just like him—will grow up enough to fully appreciate the emotional harm they have caused, not only to some of these girls who have been used but to all the other foreigners in China who are judged and responded to on the basis of the actions of just a handful of extremely immature, base, and poorly-behaved Westerners

ChinaJoy is a video game expo held every year in Shanghai, China with a lot of hot girls as models. Many local guys like to attend the show just to look at the girls and take pictures of them. Camel toes were popular last year. This year, it seems knees with suspicious markings are popular.

A baserunner leads off of first base.

The first baseman sneaks up behind and asks, "Do you have any nude pictures of your wife?"

"Nope," says the baserunner.

"You wanna buy some?"

"Huh?!"

The US doesn't need to worry about Aqua Teen Hunger Force. It needs to worry about the Brothers Haier.