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ChouChou has sat down and etched out a rough sketch of Chinese History and it's defining moments (including the formation of Sinocidal.com in 2006). A great laugh.

Sinocidal goes belly up. It's a sad day in the blogosphere.

LaoLao of Sinocidal has been on Fark.com too often.

Sinocidal asks commentators to answer this question:

If you could tell your younger self ONE thing, before moving to China, what would it be?

Voting is enabled.

New empirical evidence from the philanthropists at Sinocidal points to Cats and Chinese being related.

Langlang rants about going to a new gym in Hangzhou.

He's an angry man.

Today is the debut of the official Sinocidal Theme Song. Most of you will recognize the basic riff from the first KILL BILL movie and I added my own little twist. I played all the instruments on it and did all the voices. I tried to imitate my partner

This is a humorous, but true, take on the original article from Chinasolved.com "10 Commandments for Westerners in China".

http://www.chinasolved.com/blog/?page_id=71

TaiTai over at Sinocidal has posted some videos from when his friend's father visited China in 1971. Though in need of a soundtrack (you can just hum one), they give an interesting peak into what The Bund, The Forbidden City and the Beijing Zoo looked like more than 30 years ago.

A hilarious post by ChouChou at Sinocidal giving you a number of reasons, with examples, of why NOT to learn Chinese. "Being able to understand Chinese just means that you can understand the lies and excuses fed to you everyday. The more fluent you are, the more elaborate these excuses will become. Sorry, your meal isn’t ready yet because the chef has joined the Black Civil Rights movement. Sorry, the landlord won’t repair your shower because it’s traditional for foreign tenants to repair their own showers during months which contain the letter “r”.