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Chinese Don’t Get Sick – Humour

www.feer.com — The Mushroon Farmer Approach to Media Management: Keep Them in the Dark and Feed Them Shit. "Foreigners have sickness, Chinese don't. Chinese pigs are have even more no sickness"

Video of a press-conference with a health official on H1N1 in China. Even the attendant journalists burst out in a fit of laughter.

Embedded Youtube video on Far Eastern Economic Review. Both Youtube and FEER are blocked in China, so I guess this post is 'even more not viewable in China' unless you've taken the very sensible action of getting a VPN or making a DIY one.

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jaycasey 2 years 39 weeks ago

I guess Chinese also don't need to read - because this article is blocked in Shanghai.

Stuart 2 years 39 weeks ago

In conclusion, Chinese pigs are healthier than Chinese people.

TianjinExpats 2 years 39 weeks ago

Blocked in Tianjin, as well.

coljac 2 years 39 weeks ago

Nothing in the article, but a youtube video of the remarks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJO5-jV858Y

It's hard to tell if he was completely serious. Here's a screenshot:

http://skitch.com/coljac/bq4sb/foreigners-get-sick "外国人有病。中国人没病。"

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