“We can be sure it is a trap. They’ve been preparing for this for thousands of years. According to the satellite images we are getting from Beijing, they are digging large holes which they claim are for Olympic venues... Nah, they’re going to wait until it gets dark and then they are going to bring out their dragons…”
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Ryan
21 weeks 6 days 15 hours 9 min agoHilarious. That "they’re going to wait until it gets dark and then they are going to bring out their dragons…" bit nearly had me in tears!
Heiney
21 weeks 6 days 14 hours 11 min agoOn the Youtube site for The Onion, you should see the comments the 'fenqing' are making. Obviously satire is not something they're used to.
flotsam
21 weeks 3 days 6 hours 55 min agoHave to say that I found it hilariously unfunny. They tried hard, maybe too hard, but for me it just wasn't up to standard.
@heiney - yes, satire isn't the usual stuff you would expect on Chinese radio or TV.