Where to Find the Most Toxic Toys This Christmas

Are you worried about buying toys without hallucinogenic chemicals this year? With all of the recent media scaremongering of toys soaked in mind-altering substances, you may be wondering which toys have the best drug content for Christmas. Here is your guide to ensure that you and your loved ones have a safe, good trip-happy holiday season this year.

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Death of a Hong Kong businessman 1 year 21 weeks ago

Because of the recall of made-in-china toys by US toy giant, a HK businessman, whose factory manufactures bulks of these recalled toys, could not foot the bill and committed suicide in his factory in Foshan, Guangdong province, China. The toys are found to contain toxic lead paint.

Millions of toys found to contain 'date rape' drug 1 year 9 weeks ago

CNN: Millions of Chinese-made toys for children have been pulled from shelves in North America and Australia after scientists found they contain a chemical that converts into a powerful "date rape" drug when ingested.

China toy boss kills self after recall 1 year 21 weeks ago

The boss of a toy company commits suicide after his company's toys are recalled.

"Lee Der made 967,000 toys recalled earlier this month by Mattel Inc. because they were made with paint found to have excessive amounts of lead. The plastic preschool toys, sold under the Fisher-Price brand in the U.S., included the popular Big Bird, Elmo, Dora and Diego characters.

Chinese Authorities Execute 10 Million Recalled Toys 1 year 12 weeks ago

In an attempt to assure the world's children that the millions of Chinese-made toys currently being recalled for containing toxic lead paint and tiny choking hazards can no longer hurt them, high-level Chinese officials announced Tuesday that millions of playthings are being rounded up and immediately put to death.

Letter from China: The sex industry is everywhere but nowhere 2 years 3 weeks ago

What's the fastest-growing industry in China? Mobile phones? Computer components? Toys? The last wouldn't be too far off, but not in the sense that the word toys is conventionally understood. Call them playthings.

No sex, No Compensation - Lots of Vibrators 2 years 18 weeks ago

Husband gets erection problems after a work accident.
Wife sues for lack of sex asks for 120,000 RMB for vibrators.
Wife also claims to have spent 8,000 RMB (US$1,000) so far this year on sex toys and `neccesary hygenic' products.
Sexually frustrated wife has claim rejected by the courts.

Adult Toy Story 39 weeks 1 day ago

Valerie Sartor discovers that adult toys are replacing all the tea in China

Chinese PhD Students Say 'No' To Christmas 2 years 2 weeks ago

Via The Granite Studio, this China Daily article reports that some philosophy students are fighting back against the 'cultural imperialism' of Christmas.

HHR Back Up! 1 year 1 week ago

Happy New Year, we're back online!

Mid-December HHR's domain came up for renewal, and with hosting expiring next month, I figured I'd just do a quick transfer rather than dealing with everything twice.

"Quick" turned out to be quite the subjective term, and delay after delay caused the site to remain down for most of the last half of the month.