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Forewarned is forearmed. Never reply to these text messages in China.

Thinking of starting a China-related blog, or pondering how to improve your existing site? Let Yellow Wings help you choose the correct China style for you. Before you know it, The Wall Street Journal will be asking for your opinion every time Hu Jintao takes a dump.

Imagethief reports an innovative, if not poor, boyfriend embezzled upwards of 50,000 RMB from his girlfriend to help flip the bill of having said girlfriend (clothes, dinners, jewelery, etc.). You gotta give it to the guy for trying.

China's yellow pavers have come into focus during the Paralympics.

This humorous video is of Chris Wip interviewing his girlfriend and vice versa. Say what you want, but this 哥们 has great Chinese.

Danwei reports on China's first online meme of 2008 - "Very yellow, very violent,". The article offers up a translation of Mai Tian's post entitled: "The Mop culture behind 'Very yellow, very violent'" - an interesting article about China's rather "mob-like" BBS culture.

A Chinese guy is angry that his girlfriend will not marry him unless he buys a car. So he then buys a Ferrari 360 Modena but then suddenly realize he doesn't love her anymore.

China’s white river dolphin appears to now be extinct, according to a team of biologists that spent six weeks searching for it in its usual habitat of the Yangtze River. This makes it the first mammal globally to become extinct in the past 50 years, despite private attempts to preserve the animal. China’s rapid industrialization and pollution of the Yangtze River have largely been to blame, with no serious attempts by government to act to save the 25 million year old species.

Yellow algae emerged in XiangJiang River in central China and affected water supply in at least two cities. Usually, the filtering ponds were washed every 24 to 36 hours. At present, they had to be washed each 2 hours in the most serious situation, said Yuan Cheng, ZhongHuan Water deputy general manger.