Confessions of a Chinese Language Student – Learning Chinese

www.lostlaowai.com — If you ask me for a “beizi” and there is a cup 杯子 bēizi and a blanket 被子 bèizi on the table, I won’t know which one to give you. When I’m sick, I ask my friends to bring me soup 汤 tāng, but they always bring me candy 糖 táng instead and then tell me I should eat something healthier. One time I told a friend we would have camels feet at my wedding but when I said 骆蹄脚 luòtí jiǎo, he heard nude photos 裸体照 luǒtǐzhào. I think he was disappointed when I clarified.

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Ryan 2 years 27 weeks ago

So hilarious and so true.

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