Artificial Vagina Factory in China Burns, Japanese Men Fume – Weird China News

www.tokyoreporter.com — Japanese male readers eagerly awaiting the February 15 sales launch of a magazine named G-Za Besto Dynamite from KK Bestsellers will have to bite the bullet a little longer.

Certainly many publications appeal to real jerks, but Dynamite was about to stake claim as the world’s first magazine to incorporate its own onna hooru (synthetic vagina) and allow readers to peruse the lurid contents hands-on, so to speak.

The reason for the delay, reports Weekly Playboy (March 8) was that the entire consignment of 50,000 went up in smoke when a fire erupted in the factory in China’s Fujian Province.

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Artificial Vagina Factory in China Burns, Japanese Men Fume

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wdbox 1 year 50 weeks ago

Thanks for the guffaws! Hugely entertaining.

chengduliving 1 year 50 weeks ago

“The people at the factory were also distraught,” he adds. “But I heard they’re working on development of a new vagina modeled after Zhang Xiaoyu, who’s one of China’s most famous nude models. Oh man, if we can pull this one off. . . ” he says, rolling his eyes in anticipation of a flood of new orders.

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