China Launches School for "Sissies" – Weird China News

According to a news reel from China, a young boy there possesses the ability to see in the dark. Like a Siamese cat's, his sky-blue eyes flash neon green when illuminated by a flashlight, and his night vision is good enough to enable him to fill out questionnaires while sitting in a pitch black room — or so say the reporters who visited Nong Yousui in his hometown of Dahua three years ago.

No, Joe Biden didn't have anything to do with the UFO spotted over China, but officials were concerned enough about the sight that planes were diverted from Jiangbei International Airport in Chongqing. Reports said that the mysterious object was "circling the runway." The Chinese government hasn't offered any explanation, but one newspaper said it was a large balloon.

China is the happiest place on earth according to a new global happiness index released by North Korea's Chosun Central Television. China earned 100 out of 100 points, followed closely by North Korea (98 points), then Cuba, Iran, and Venezuela. Coming in at 203rd place is America (or rather "the American Empire", 美帝国), with only 3 happiness points.

Maybe Tom Cruise knows something about this: HEALTH authorities are investigating an illegal trade in human placentas that was said to be thriving in a hospital in south China's Guangdong Province. A whistleblower said human placentas - considered a rich source of nutrients by some people - were being sold at 20 yuan each.